Clutch and Wiggle Radio

After our hockey hiatus, we're back (but for how long, who knows) ~ Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Weeks that were, including Tough Mudder breakdown
* NJ tanning mother from Nutley gets banned from tan salon
* Ohhh that kinky John Travolta
* South Korea, pills and baby flesh
* Porn site teaches women healthy way to handle their breasts
* Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with dead wives up to six hours AFTER their death
* Britain's nastiest granny
* Squeezing a man's unit with hot hair straightener 'not assault'
* L.A. Porn-Condom Panel
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round

Blow job, Because saying she face fucked your love button is too classy for
everyday use. ~ Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE
Clutch and Wiggle Radio with guest host JD from courtesyflush.podomatic.com

* Clutch and Wiggle shout outs
* $25k fine for a wet willy?
* Secret Service shenannigans
* Bare breasts, arrests, and a poem
* Strangest conversations coming out of the work pooper
* Austrian village F---ing to vote on name change
* Gay strokes and rugby
* Fraudster Bought Sex Toys In Mail Scheme
* Interview with April Hunter
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by

http://www.wtfnews.org

More naughty talk from a flacid fooker and a bald headed glow worm ~ Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Clutch and Wiggle bring you .. the fart cloud app
* Easter grenade's
* Mayim Bialik .. Blossom .. breast feeding a 3.5 yr old?
* 8 weirdest things chicks hide in their vajayjay's
* Butt injections chick pleads not guilty
* Vibrator Museum
* Wanna go ballistic? Rip off your ex BF's testicles for a change
* Don't smoke? Ok.. *strips
* Nude Maid Service
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round,
sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Let's listen to some Bootsy Collins while I fingerfunk you on the couch~ Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Wiggle's a Tough Mudder - shut cho mouth
* Wanna make friends at work? Drop an f-bomb!
* Enders Game suspention and we compare books we read as teens that are banned now
* Steve Urkel involved in some un-family matters
* Tons of "Ask CWE" questions
* What's more disgusting in male bathrooms - Pee on the seat, previous stains in the bowl or gum in the urinal
* Speaking of pee .. if you work in IT .. don't piss on your co-workers chair
* "Nose-blowing" fettish
* Gynecologists Don't Talk To Women About Sex Enough
* Food Stamp Friday and Woman offers sex for dollar-menu cheeseburgers
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

We return from a 2 week vacation - isn't it great to own your own station and have as many PTO's you want? haha .. Episode 111 - here's what's on tap:

* We'll talk about the CWE "C.L.I.T.S. Army and the CWE Adoption Agency
* Stupid people doing stupid things
* Had that bracket filled out? How about that Pizza vasectomy .. wait, what?
* We'll discuss the female option of "how's my deeek taste" (Ask CWE Segment)
* Wiggle finds the "Oozinator" interesting
* Men, murder and condoms
* Remember our middle school teacher .. yeah, she does porn
* "Sexist" pants get blow for below-the-belt care "instructions"
* Is a one night stand "eff'd up" or "effed down" ?
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* "Mentors"
* Horse woman abuse - Sarah Jessica Parker talk, on CWE??
* BACON !!
* Naked Job Interview Fights
* Redickulous Mascot Names
* Jilted Craigslist posts
* Crackheads and burger making skills
* 38kkk boobies and boob jobs
* Little horny man
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and
Wiggle Radio

* The return of Donkey Semen
* Gluttony loves punishment lol .. Heart Attack Grill owner defends
his restaurant
* ‘Stem Cell Burger’
* Sex isn't Spiritual
* 'Royal Jelly' a new burlesque show
* Maryland swim team and their shaving problems
* Bondage For Kidnapping
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round,
sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org
.. talking about Twinkies, weed, and orange goo

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Our funnest "bit" Celebrity Deaths .. Two folks took the Soul Train to the afterlife
* Couple of Facebook related stories .. death and porn, what else is new on this show!
* NJ Govenor and his .. numb nuts
* Ladies, your favorite valentine, Sir Wiggle .. serenades you with a priceless love letter .. I believe he beats that pussy up..
* How fat is our country, when someone has a heart attack at "Heart Attack Grill"
* Peanut butter, chocolate and messed up teachers ..
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Clutch and Wiggle Are Back !! Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment Radio brings Episode 107 with the following hilarity

* 2 Live Crew and CWE Have something in common
* Steven Hawking doesn't understand woman?
*Steve Strangio calls in, talks to Wiggle about understanding women
* Dildo tossing Canadians* Dumping his load into a river?
* Making a deal with the shit devil
* Call in from Jason and Footer from reDICKulous Radio (here on Podomatic)
* Japs and their doorknob licking .. kinky porn! Watch out for Wiggle's "fantasy"
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* George Hamilton's cancer has skin..
* Meat recalls
* Dollywood's "Marraige is so Gay" shirt
* Bert and Ernie Bump'n Uglies on Sesame St.
* Comcast and lack of Cable Porn Profits
* Asian cockpit bj's
* Mass. men and their shaving in the nude on beach problems
* Why isn't anyone buying Marilyn Monroe's sex tapes?
* More teachers having sex with students in motels
* Why is Real Madrid signing a 7 year old to play soccer?
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

.. and a BIG announcement

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and
Wiggle Radio

* Bikini clad woman, kicked out of Walmart
* Middle school drug testing
* Circumcision Right
* Dunkin Donuts and Prostitution
* Why don't you rob a cupcake store .. with a Syringeful of HIV-Positive Blood
* 85 sexual partners
* Alex Trebeck .. sleeps in the nude
* Digital nipples
* China bans ‘booth babes’ from video game convention
* Uganda won't be in the LLWS .. why, cause they're too farkn old !!
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round,
sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

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Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Clutch has survived 4 work days IN A ROW
* Amy Winehouse
* Post bat story .. PA wind turbines
* Fat kids and heart desease
* Brittney Spears sued over .. farts?
* Toilet explosion
* N-word lake
* hay ride gone wrong
* California PMS-themed milk board ad campaign
* Woman charged with grabbing stranger's infant from stroller, slamming him, attempting to eat his arm
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

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We're glad to be back with you after two off weeks of "vacation" .. we
promise to give you the best we got, for as long as we're live on the
air haha.. here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE
Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* Adoration from fans
* Having trouble pooping?
* Bull cum back in the news
* No arms, no legs? Try out for cheerleading !!
* Screw Chalupas, sell your kid at taco bell
* Ask CWE returns..
* Media masturbation over Casey Anthony
* N.J. nude beach goers face the increasing threat of lurking photographers
* Mud-Bogging Michigan Misfits Nabbed In Stuffed Alligator Theft
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round,
sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

episode 103 .. heave ho, soon it's off to work I gooooo

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Summer has hit ... Clutch and wiggle radio is STILL a hit, I don't care what the downloads don't say .. we're here to entertain ya .. so this is how we're gonna make you laugh !

* Columbo died .. who give's a shit?
* Clutch has a job? WHAAAAT?
* Slimy invasion plagues Jersey Shore
* Clitter !!
* Porn in public libraries?
* NYS Gay Marrage?
* Delta's "No Jew" policy
* 7 Weirdest Monuments around the world
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round,
sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

episode 102 .. We never said "mailing" in a show wouldn't be funny!

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Onto our next 100 shows .. thanks for last week, but we start the next "book" in the Clutch and Wiggle series.. 101 til we retire.. here's what we got this week

* NBC removes "God" from children's rendition of Pledge of Allegance
* $1 Health Insurance?
* Deep Fried Kool Aid
* Seven Novelty Hats that are Destroying Us
* Poop Burgers
* What do apples, horses, cum and a European town have in common?
* Rock n Roll Meatdress of Fame
* WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

episode 101 .. onward and upword, that's what we never say!!!

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We finally did it !! We've reached 100 shows. It's because of fans like YOU who listen live, download the podcast, or do both, that have made this enjoyable for the last 3 years (yes it took 3 years to get to 100 .. but we'll describe why) So here ya go, here's your preview!

* Clutch and Wiggle Experience, where we've been, where we are at now and where we are going!
* Weed and your sex life
* The French hate Twitter and Facebook, while 152 people hate 1 woman BECAUSE of Facebook
* Sir Wiggle Piece Theater / Bang Her or Beat Her / "Dr." Clutch and Wiggle
* McDonalds' $1.50 "kneegrow fee" and the gullable people who fell for it
* Handicapped Vagina
* CA and their circumcission ban
* COMEDIAN Tracey Morgan hates the homo's

episode 100 .. We climbed the mountain, now we're ready to run down the other side haha ..

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Welcome to the Clutch and Wiggle Heat Wave !! A steaming, hot pile of
shit comes at ya this week as we are one show away from 100 .. come
check the replay as we went over the following topics de jur!

* Dr Death's death
* More Weiner-gate talk
* Shitty, stained, Irish weddings
* Sneeze-farts
* ACLU, prison and porn
* Smurf Nazi's
* MTV talk: Movie awards and "Teen Wolf" .. why do they even bother?
* Wiggle Learns About "Vortex Asshole"
* Edie Falco: WTH is Kim Kardashian?

and of course, the "WTF Punching Bag round" sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org
episode 99 .. Hot and steamy, for your own eargasm's ..

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June is finally here, so is the "summer"-like weather .. hope you enjoyed your long Memorial Day weekend. Clutch and Wiggle continue to celebrate as we inch towards 100 shows .. Here's what's on tap for this week..

* The Week That Was
* College and Prom talk
* Good ideas that corporations will royally f-up
* Wiggle talks "comfortwipe" and "cuchini"
* Political Wiener
* Judicial Boobs
* $5 Death Punch

episode 98 .. insert your own witty comment here ..

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We're happy to announce that Summer is officially here and so are we .. how was everyone's weekend? Do anything fun? No? Hmm.. wonder why .. anywho, let's go to the following preview for this week's Clutch and Wiggle ..

* The "Wuggie" is blowing up!
* Clutch has enduroed jury duty
* Appocofail
* Randy "Macho Man" Savage passed away
* Kids "gambling" at Chuck E Cheese
* Dumb "Social Influence"
* A bunch of school teacher sex acts
* Wives have become the new hood ornament

episode 97 .. Bitches love the Wuggie ..

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So .. it's the end of the world as we know it (thanks REM) and this might very well be the last Clutch and Wiggle Experience show EVER .. are you sad? are you afraid? are you even caring about this and think, like us, that it's all a bunch of horse crap considering the same stupid schmuck was wrong in the 80s talking about the same shit? Well .. Clutch and Wiggle will investigate all sides of this tale and report on a whole bunch of other stories. So stick around for the next two hours, while you pack your "to go" bag .. here's what we have on tap

* Celeb death of the week: M-Bone
* Arnold " Unstable " Schwarzenegger
* America's Most Wanted becomes America's Least Watched
* Sean Avery of the NY Rangers speaks on his support of gay marrage
* Dumbass parents of the week
* Ask CWE
* Ya think "Chode" talk was fun, wait till we conquer FARTS !!
(side note, pay attention to the cell phone/shitter/giggle story by Clutch)
* 10 Habits That Make You Fat

WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Don't f-ck with this guard dog, he has titanium teeth
http://goo.gl/fb/N1ea3

Woman Gets New Accent After Dentist Visit
http://goo.gl/vioRb

Cellphone 'pocket dials' 911, NY suspects caught
http://goo.gl/fb/wbp0U

Sydney teen charged with egging Bieber
http://goo.gl/fb/e40w9

'Too short' New York City woman sues city after losing job as Parks Department
http://goo.gl/fb/ZAijI

Convict disguised as woman recaptured in Egypt
http://goo.gl/fb/LqVs4

'Not-yo' cheese lands man in jail
http://goo.gl/fb/SQb0X

Idaho residents report missing goat; kid-naaaping?
http://goo.gl/fb/jMJJh

Pig escapes from minivan, is tasered, then shot
http://goo.gl/fb/dnsqL

episode 96 .. It's the end of the world as we know it, do you feel fine?

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WE'RE BACK (well, Wiggle is lol) !!! Ok, now onto our radio talk show "elegant nonsense" extravaganza

* A public thank you to Brainstu Media, "The Single Life" and new web site stuff..
* How does semen fetishes end up at Clutch and Wiggle podcasts?
* �Seal 6 Wiggle�
* A woman's wig saved her from being taken hostage during a bank robbery
* Oregon Mailman Caught Defecating in Citizen's Yard
* Breast feeding incompetiance
* Ask CWE
* Do you tweet, Facebook or blog from the shitter?
* What do you think Guy Richie thinks everytime he looks down at his unit ...

WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Flight Attendants Given Kung Fu Training to Deal With Unruly Passengers
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/04/18/flight-attendants-given-kung-fu-training-deal-unruly-passengers/

Inmate breaks up fight between guards
http://goo.gl/fb/BHTaf

Forget Bear Grylls - This woman sleeps in a tree
http://goo.gl/fb/UgdDn

Viagra beer to debut with Royal Wedding
http://goo.gl/fb/OGUtg

Judges bite back in dog nipping case
http://goo.gl/fb/iMJJt

German circus families in shootout over tent space
http://goo.gl/fb/9Mj7e

Man Kills Parents Over $5 in Gas Money...
http://drudge.tw/fRiLyx

Naked man arrested after trashing ex-wife's house
http://goo.gl/fb/EjAJB

via @WTFSexFacts
Some porn companies are said to be trying to recruit severely anorexic women for a new niche market called "super-skinny porn".

episode 95 .. Would ya?

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The weather is heating up, and so are your two fav boobs with time on
their hands .. but where's Wiggle !!! We appologize for leaving you
empty handed last week, personal biznas takes precidence over the show
.. but at least one of the CWE tandem return .. who fills in on mic #2
?

* This week is like plug-a-palooza .. we are supporting Jay DiMare,
aka The Big Whopper of the JayandJuggyshow.tv on his movie "The single
Life" and a couple Fiverr.com sites:
http://www.makeyouronlinemoneynow.com and http://www.myresorts360.com
* What people are searching for, when they end up finding Clutch and
Wiggle podcasts and blogs .. it's a doozie!
* We compare what we do during Christmas to what we do via Easter
(considering Easter was this past Sunday.. yanno, Zombie Sunday for
you non-believers!)
* We go from anal probing to online poker sites being shut down
* Can you gay me now?
* Ask CWE
* Philly, and their infinate wisdom, participate in "mail-order"
condoms .. no age limit??
* Iceland's penis museum, fettish video's and much, much more ..

OH .. and of course our ... WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by
http://www.wtfnews.org

New chili pepper crowned world’s hottest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110412/od_yblog_upshot/new-chili-pepper-crowned-worlds-hottest

N.J. drug suspect with 5-year-old son in tow used toy bag to hide
heroin stash http://bit.ly/f4qwm6

Statue of High Rollers, not Liberty, on new forever stamp
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/04/15/whos-that-lady-new-stamp-features-wrong-statue-of-liberty/

Not Enough Black Candidates Pass Police Test? Just Lower the Passing Score!
http://sns.mx/Wsdzy8

Carl Lewis disqualified from running for state Senate
http://bit.ly/emXE6N

episode 94 .. Which two boobs are you referring too?

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Another week, another step closer to 100 shows for us .. is it a milestone or just a result of pure boredom for close to 3 years? Here's what we got lined up..

* Big thanks to all those new listeners and the mysterious 7 who keep downloading!
* Nakey Boy Mike .. Clutch .. Mets Game (although it was rained out) and why am I alive to tell about it?
* Can the Internet Make you Healthier? Not if it's being shut down..
* TONS of more questions from listeners
* $200k Budget For Kindergarten iPads
* ER billboards display "wait times" .. If you're a shitty hospital, is this good for your ER?
* 'Extreme Couponing'
* Some want the perfect ending, what if there is no perfect ending?

... WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Victoria Beckham wants to name first daughter Santa
http://goo.gl/fb/luax7

12-pack thief's beer run turns deadly
http://sns.mx/AMcxy0

Fake Massage Parlor Inspector Gets Caught
http://goo.gl/fb/Nu6E8

Teen taught cow to showjump
http://goo.gl/fb/VhI6J

Software firm wants naked web coders
http://goo.gl/fb/niL0X

Parents Beat Crossing Guard for Breaking Up Kids' Fight
http://goo.gl/fb/3Mu1b

Boldly drinking where no-one has drunk before: Researchers work on zero-gravity space beer
http://goo.gl/fb/qL2q7

Deputy LaDonna Williams Claims She Was Fired for Refusing Threesome With Sheriff
http://goo.gl/fb/6acFD

episode 93 .. How do you stop a mediocre podcast train from going off the tracks?

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Ahhhh... Spring is slowly creeping in and we're trying to grow like the flowers .. ok, now with the gay out of the way - here's what this week's show covered:

* "Celebrating" the dirt nap anniversaries of Layne Staley and Kurt Cobain
* Set your calenders and watches .. May 21st .. precisely at 6pm .. World Ends
* We try to find a way to Snooki-fy Clutch and Wiggle .. 32k to talk? WTF are we doing wrong
* TONS of questions from listeners
* Do April Fools' Day Pranks Alienate or Engage People?
* How hot is it to fux with a dead relative in the closet?
* Dislike for MJ statue + soccer = stupid fans that don't understand and appreciate such a gift, can go to hell

... WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

Praise 'Cheesus'! Face of Jesus Appears in Three-Cheese Pizza
http://goo.gl/w5Vt6

XXXX beer brings horse back from the dead after bout of colic
http://goo.gl/fb/atZEc

Katie Holmes pleads innocence over penis gummies Suri picked up in Serendipity
http://goo.gl/fb/Fqvz3

Goat can walk on its forelegs
http://goo.gl/fb/LVstg

Snickers bar helped in $319 million jackpot win
http://w.sns.ly/WZcRy8

Dolphin That Saved Whales Given Award
http://w.sns.ly/WacRy2

Man reports lap dancers to cops
http://goo.gl/fb/bP1NW

Man complains to police about prostitute
http://goo.gl/aNVH9

episode 92 .. Slowly blooming into a mediocre podcast

Well .. February is over.. so what does Clutch and Wiggle do to start off the Ides of March?Here ya go:

* Clutch vs Window Companies
* Charlie Sheen and his spaceship to somewhere
* Can being pregnant interfere with your dating life?
* Handicapped Shitters?
* Wrestlers + Movies = Clutch and Wiggle topical discussions
* Sexist Statues

... and these Punching Bag Round stories

Robber sues over pants arrest
http://goo.gl/fb/M8s7j

Man jailed again for killing dog in drunken rage
http://goo.gl/fb/maIB5

Voodoo sex ceremony spawns fatal fire, officials say
http://goo.gl/KpBKI

Stunt Donkey has Heart Attack
http://goo.gl/fb/tewEZ

Condom Robbery in Malaysia
http://goo.gl/fb/nq477

Two-legged Pig learns to walk
http://goo.gl/fb/DWb0e

episode 87 .. is it, in you? #CWEMilitia