Back on our game with episode 181 of #ClutchandWiggle - and all that it seemed to need was Ditz on a little booze kick!
* Smigus-Dyngus Day and Bear Trouble in paradise for Wiggle
* Douche-nozzle or a douche bag
* Ditzy AND Wiggly question of the week!
* KKK neighborhood watch
* Naked Yoga
* Action Park
* Fish eats dildo
Starting off with some technical difficulties, we went and tried to hit a double for you folks with the following topics:
* Digi-Ditz vs Ditzy
* Craig Wiggle's couch moving experiences
* Kirsten Dunst "outrage"
* Selfie stupids of the week
* "Porn for the Whole Family"
* Coke, Nutella, Mentos and a condoms
* Laboratory Grown Vaginas
Well.. with Dit taking a healthy scratch tonight, we found the perfect replacement .. Digi-Ditz (we're sorry lol)
* Celebrity Death's - Mickey Rooney, Ultimate Warrior
* Nancy Grace is a douche
* Late night talk show replacements (Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert)
* Haunted Soda machines
* Ex-porn star has been dropped from Match.com lawsuit
* Golden Girls gone wild!
Welcome back to the next installment of our LIVE internet radio show and podcast. We hope you didn't miss us too much. Here's what you have in store:
* Ditz to the theater, Rob's office lunch tawk and Craig's "sausage" foreplay talk with a cougar
* Butt Lamp and Tampon Purse
* #CancelColbert and Louis CK SNL monologue
* Ditzy Question of the Week:
If there was a way to make your semen taste better, would you?
* Richest Commercial Actors, Goggle buries bodies, coffee-smoking teens
* Cupcake ATM
* Dumpster Sex
Here's what you have coming to you on "Extra Meat In Your Box"
* "Breakfast whore" and trophies
* Wiggle's "Realtor Sex"
* Ditz $500 Apple gift card deep dick'n
* 'Ban Bossy' Campaign
* Ditzy Question of the Week - Tugg'n Hair?
* Target accidentally photo-shopped a vagina out of a swimsuit
* Belle Knox
* Botox buttocks
* Domino's 'Big Pepperoni Pizza'
Yet another first for Clutch and Wiggle podcast .. Wiggle is now "virtual" leaving Clutch in studio, by his lonesome .. but we had Ditz too - sorta ..
* Clutch is a Blumcki ? (Blumpkin+Paczki)
* Wiggle and his cat Taco
* Ditz "had a very nice time"
* The shmale and the snowblower
* 18 year old sues parents for college money
* Sex with pitbull's and HotPockets
* Lisa is a "slut" machine
* McDonald’s employee fired after she paid to feed first responders