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Welcome back to a post-turkey edition of The Clutch and Wiggle Experience feat. The Ditz!
New intro! New logo! New INTRO .. haha (We're proud of our new little diddy). Here's what we have in store for you:
* "Thumb's up" while eating soup
* Cat in the tree
* "Jesus" Fish
* Black Friday thoughts
* Ditzy Question of the Week: Hair or Bare?
* Snozzberries are dicks!
* Anti-gay waitress from New Jersey and her lies
* Worlds Strongest vagina
* PBandJ is racist
Hear us LIVE on Thursday at 7pm EST on cweradio.com - catch everything else on clutchwiggleexp.com
The Clutch and Wiggle Experience would like to wish all of our listeners a Happy Thanksgiving, the one REAL "company holiday" we have off each year. So instead of leaving your readers with nothing to download, here's another roadcast for you all to enjoy!
- Social commentary on surroundings during travel
- Toys R Us and unisex toys
- Matching ethnicity to a voice, is it racist?
Another jam-packed episode from Rob, Craig and the Ditz. We had show prep, but it quickly went out the window as we started talking about the following:
* McDonald's dinner menu
* Thanksgiving / pre-Christmas
* Toronto Rob Ford
* 300lb man to sue White Castle
* Ditzy Question of the Week:
Do you spoon just to make a woman happy?
* 17 year old UK woman with no lady part down below
* 3D Panties
* Asian Unicorn
* Strip club $7k middle finger
Each Thursday we broadcast LIVE on cweradio.com/live at 7pm EST
We have Ditzy back and it was one hell of an episode. Lots of talk about our typical crap and lady bit parts. Here's the breakdown:
* Charmin has the best mascots ever.
* Spank rooms
* Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It's Also Too Brown
* "Ask CWE": If you were about to be executed what would you have as your last meal?
* Ditz Question of the Week: Are pants ever sexy? Men love skirts but I want to know if a woman could ever have sexy pants
* 18 Words Far More Disgusting Than "Moist"
* Fasted 20M Butt Scoot
* 14 Things the Average Man Thinks While Going Down on You
Catch The Clutch and Wiggle Experience LIVE each Thursday at 7pm EST
Well, we were Ditz-less this week, a previously scheduled appointment will keep the busty tri-host of The Clutch and Wiggle Experience away for the week – or was it because she did a show with Rob last week and she just feels dirty and needs time off?
Craig Wiggle returns from getting bit by the infamous butt-flu (his tummy wasn’t feeling good last week) so we’ll have to catch up on what he’s been up to or in
Elections were held this week, perhaps we get a little “political” in this show.
We’ll talk Banksy, Halloween costumes that get you fired, “Mr. Balls”, Fart Filtering underwear and more!
Join us LIVE every Thursday at 7pm EST at Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment Radio ..
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Happy Halloweeny to you all gouls and ghosts and listeners of the Clutch and Wiggle Experience podcast. We are Craig Wiggle-less this week so Rob and Ditz need to step up their collective games. Here's what we produced this week:
* Ditz's trip to Oxygenville
* "Telepathic rape"
* Superglue that scrotum kid
* Magic Restroom Café
* Goosey Night vs Mischief Night vs Devils Night - what do YOU call it?
* Favorite costume's and candy from Halloween's youth
* ‘Obesity Letter’ to Fat Trick-or-Treaters
* "Spoopy" and "Creppy" Tumblr craze
* REALLY Bad Taste halloween costumes
* Bang Her or Beat Her - Halloween 2013 style: Elvira, Jamie Lee Curtis, Wicked Witch of the West and Lilly Munster
Folks, if you can't catch us LIVE Thursday night, download us here and watch out for all news #clutchandwiggle by checking www.clutchwiggleexp.com.
Exciting, angry episode this week .. here's what we have for you
* Dumpster poaching
* Wiggle's house and poison oak breakdown
* Favorite TV Shows we watched growing up
* Stupid of the Week: Good Samaritan designated driver vs What’s Your Excuse?’ fitness photo Mom
* Ask.fm/ClutchWiggleExp - Loads and notices
* Ditz' Question of the Week - Lipstick, turn on or off?
* Tattoo'd Jesus
* Edison cop charged with propositioning woman
* Texas Bar Employee Makes Joke of Domestic Violence
* Yale's laundry room pooping problem
Catch us LIVE each non-hockey Thursday at 7pm EST on cweradio.com
The weather has dipped into the 50s and our nuts are stuck to our inner thights - but we bring you another LIVE recording of The Clutch and Wiggle Experience. "Deez Nuts" contains the following adult humor-related topics:
* Diner's, orders and farts
* Massaging Wiggle
* Design your child at 23andMe in California
* Testicle-Eating Fish
* Ask.fm/ClutchWiggleExp from Korey Epps (Evil Teddy Bear Podcast) - Dr. Who
* Ditz's Question of the Week - What's sexier, long or short hair on a chick
* Retarded bottle cap
* Fecal holy water
* Ketchup lid's too tight
* Cut off your nuts before your wedding
* Crushed To Death By 1,100 Pounds Of Weed
Catch Rob, Craig and the Ditz LIVE each Thursday on cweradio.com and catch Ditz's Diary on http://clutchwiggleexp.com
If a masterbater is a procrastinator does that make that person a late comer? The government may shut down on you, but the clutch and wiggle experience never will
Did you know today was both "techie day" and "celebrate a virus day" .. how do we do that, do we clap for chlamydia or something?
Breast Cancer awareness .. Check out http://clutchwiggleexp.com for more details about how you can both support and promote breast cancer awareness AND our show all at the same time!
We wrap up the last two weeks with talk of
* Clutch attends sexual harassment training .. and other things
* A full gym near CWE studios is transforming into .. a Korean church
* Cleaning out the house stories
* Auto-Brewery Syndrome
* Ask.fm questions (http://ask.fm/ClutchWiggleExp/)
* Ditzy Question of the Week: Do guys care about high heels or what shoes a woman wears? WE find out, apparently Wiggle HATES flip flops
* Mexican restaurant that gave its customers bloody diarrhea turns into Rob's Walmart salad shit story
* "Dog porn"
* Yes, oatmeal can improve your sex life
Catch us LIVE every non-hockey season Thursday at 7pm EST on http://cweradio.com