We have the crew back together for the 148th installment of the experience known as Clutch and Wiggle ..

* Wiggle is down for "doorplay"
* Kimber is "in" for "Fundawear"
* $500 "wizard"
* Describe that sex act - Water Buffalo Drool Bib - Electric Eclair corkscrew - Bluegrass slam nugget - Prolapsed Boneyard
* During break we played music by Unparalleled Height - Legacy (@UPH_Official on Twitter)
* More "Craigslist Missed Connections"
* Dick Trickle has died and we "poured out a little" for that homie
* Masturbate-a-thon
* Hypnotizing Breast Growth
* Epic Facebook meltdown at Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro
* Bea Arthur's $1.9M boobs

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Lots of laughs, lots of tears, lots of underwear and new character bits from (this week's) two boobs with time on their hands .. while K-Love is absent this week, here's what we DO have ..

* This week's shout out's
* Sonic and the burrito vagina and oatmeal
* Cinco de Mayo / FWF Wrestling event / Craig "The Ham Wallet Slayer" Wiggle
* Vaginal rejuvenation procedures (something about the Jewish labia minora)
* Wet Platinum and aquatic odor (measuring pH levels in a vagina)
* Cleveland abduction story
* Fabric Softener Jesus
* Fundawear / Buck Naked underware / Subtle Butt
* 3-d Printable gun

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Welllllll .. the Clutch and Wiggle Experience started out locked in the basement tonight! Wiggle started having cabin fever and K-love was just her adorable self! Here's the topics of the night:

* Shout outs to @SpaghettiOMals and thank you's go out to Wedge Radio Show, The Show That Should Not Be, 92x, Rain Man and Guy Blow and KrabbyKatieLive
* RIP Kris Kross' Chris Kelly
* Craig's minication and Kimber's vacation
* Phone Sexing w On-star
* Describe this sex act: Back alley Tire Rack - Bear Trap Shotgun - Roadrunner Sniper - Turtle Neck Sabretooth
* Porn: Nobody talks about it, but everybody watches it
* Ass to mouth: overrated or underrated?
* CVS vs "Ching Chong Lee"
* Double-entendre-filled ruling in strip club case
* Always wear underware

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Our last roadcast for now .. a good, quick 20 minutes of the rantings and raves and rambles of Clutch and Wiggle ..

* Craig vs 3 Chicks and beer!
* Sextuplets of sex
* Craig Wiggle makes a porno/horror movie
* Who's a dick or smart ass?
* Rob and Craig get a suite ..
* Craig becomes a insta-bartender

Catch all things Clutch and Wiggle, feat. K-Love through http://clutchwiggleexp.wix.com/home .. hope you enjoy the entertainment

A side project for The Clutch and Wiggle Experience, where we sit down and have a good 15 minutes with fellow pod-caster's, comedians, and anyone else who has something to offer! This show we introduce our fans to Monica Hamburg (http://www.yourdoseoflunacy.com/ and co-host of Dazed and Convicted (@DazedConvicted on Twitter). We talk about all things Monica from her podcast, her past and who her influences were! Enjoy the next good fifteen minutes!

A (fu)Wiggle-less show this week - but Clutch and K-Love turned out a damn good hour of entertainment - Here's what we got for ya THIS week!

Help spread the word of MS awareness and help our friend Kris as she walks for her sister, who has MS
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* Who likes skinny jeans? - A K-Love rant
* Teacher's assignment: Explain why "Jews are evil"
* When two nudists are dating, which one wears the pants in the relationship?
* Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health
* Hugh Jackman vs pubic hair
* Ashes to debt collectors

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Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs and 2 wienies with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerly Comedy Hooha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

Big thanks to Inverse Delirium, @hacksawhank of The HH Show and to the guys at http://worstdayofyourlife.com/

* Swaffelen'
* Asian Inspection
* Sensai Wiggle Miagi?? "ching chong, I gone"
* Times Square Cookie Monster, Elmo and Mario
* Fiat or SmartCar - what's gayer
* Game of Thrones Craigslist Ad
(http://cweradio.com/pix/got.jpg)
* National Association To Advance Fat Acceptance (Of fat people)
* Ramen noodle chick
* K-Love's response to "Bro Flowers" commercial
* Nasa Poop Conversation
* BangWithFriends.com (sNSFW)
* Sexually harassed with pasta
* Anti-rape undies
* $3000 toilet stolen from public restroom

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Have to say it - Ms. K-Love hit her stride in this episode ..

Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerlly Comedy Hooha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

Here's the breakdown:

* Any April Fools Tomfoolery?
* Roger Ebbert RIP
* Go-Girl Female Urination vs Reusable menstrual pads
* Round 3 of Describe This Sex Act: Adirondack Anaconda - Siamese Afghan - Twin City Bake Sale - Metallic Corkscrew Turkey Baster
* Kids in London schools can't have best friends
* ‘Foul odor’ girl suspended from school 24 times
* Lululemon Test for See-Through Yoga Pants Sparks New Outrage

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* Mis-pronounced words
* Girth and "Idea" shots
* Wiggle's disposable dildo's better than sex cereal?
* iPotty
* 'Hot for Teacher' essay
* Urine determininglongevity
* Wiggle's sexual encounters
* Va. Man Assaulted His Roommate Who Drew A Penis On His Face
* X-PAC Anus-Ripping

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@JustUs_Geeks celebrats 1 year in podcasting - congrats!

According to Georgina (@Dainiusaurus on Twitter)
warning, Clutch and Wiggle Exp podcast may lead to respiratory arrest!

Wiggle gets the $20 stiff at the pump

Images not to masturbate too book

Rd 2 of Describe this Sex Act

Mongolian Yeti Whiteout - Snake on a Crane - Fireball Tomahawk - Bob Cratchit Hatchet Racket

"Performance-enhancing" cereal

virginity of Brazil's first life-like sex doll

Wiggle's "eulogy" for 'Deep Throat' porn legend Harry Reems

Interview w/ Former Adult porn star Sierra (@NaturallySierra)

Man Livetweets Trip To Hospital After Unfortunate Dildo Incident

Former World Series of Poker champ, Greg Raymer - arrested in prostitution sting

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Thanks to @Jniiiice who said "glad we could be the underwire to your podcast titty"

* How Daylight Savigs screws w you
* Barbie's brown eye stye
* Describe These Sexual Acts: asmanian Plowdozer,Amish Trailblazer,Thunder Bunker,HotSpot Swing Ding
* Girl addicted to eating deodorant
* Pornstar sex act with Firehouse
* Pizza Hut worker caught taking porn break
* Al Roker's raisenette incident recap
* Louisiana Man Accuses Ex-Girlfriend of Stealing His Sperm

Stitcher - iTunes - podOmatic - Steve's Clip Vault - PodGods Network

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So this roadcast has a little bit of an actual theme - a couple "segments" to be aired on future PodGod Network's PODGOD Dammit series, showcasing "talents" talent related to specific topics. Those included:

* What will the world be like in 50 years
* Pay homage to a PodGods Network show - in our case we went hard after Barker Podcasts and Rita, thanks to Sir Wiggle
* If you could make 1 law, what would it be?
* Best Movie EVER

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

TY to BFGF Podcast .. go follow @alimariee8

Horse meat found in Ikea's Swedish meatballs

You might have an ugly pussy if… (via Too Racy for FB - http://tooracy.tumblr.com/post/41832377379/you-might-have-an-ugly-pussy-if)
( apparently, Ardvarking makes wiggle upset)

Is vajazzling even safe?
(Quote from k-love - you can't put tinsel on a turd and call it a Christmas tree .. to Wiggle)

From "The Michael Show Podcast" .. Some scientists say that fetuses masturbate in the womb

Should we sign Wiggle up for FarmersOnly.com?

Geico.. saves you 15% on bestiality

hospital removes the wrong testicle from cancer patient

Man accidentally shoots girlfriend in the bum on big date night

Grab-N-Go Bikini Strip Shows

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Every single time a white person farts on an elevator black people scream Crackers and Cheese and laugh like a mother fucker.

USPS, no saturday delivery

Clutch and Wiggle audio contest

McAids makes K-love yak - and doesn't like eggs nor fish apparently

Spanx and Magic Shorts

Chubby Checker (Singer) Sues Over Chubby Checker Penis-Measuring App

Squatty potty,bumper dumper,poga (poo and yoga),"big johnnie", and K-Love's Dicktionary of WTF

Hermaphrodite slug mates w throwaway penis

More porn, teachers, students and why weren't we sexed in HS

Find your 50-somthing y/o ex-husband in bed w a 33 yr old woman? Get a shotgun and scoot on the carpet!

French Subway sandwich shop footlongs to heterosexuals only!

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Our final roadcast for a bit - that's right the next podcast will be from our LIVE show .. here's what we talked about this week - on Pontiff Wiggle

Pope Benedict and Pontiff Wiggle

Katy Perry and Kate Upton's Boobs

Whorefume

Valentines Day feelings

Crop-dusting on a treadmill

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Well we are now at our second attempt at a Roadcast to bring you a different side of "entertainment" as we like to call it .. what did we have in store? Read on ..

More @KelsMads76 "bashing" from Craig "The Yapper" Wiggle - 85% to 15%

A Special Kind of Scumbag .. a "Bus Type Submarine"

Rob's visual brush with death

Snowstorm Nemo .. how about we name storms after porn stars

Why do they have big lips?

Praising Jesus and God .. in front of DEVILS fans in Newark?

More $399 Divorce

"One day I'ma get chu to smile" and "that bitch can shove a banana up her ape hole:

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We've gone back to our pre-podcasting days to bring you our first Roadcast .. taking a drive to a hockey game, we brought a digital recorder and just hit record! What do we have in store for this one .. well Sushi Farts Divorce for $399 - part 1 Pickle Soup Waiting over 10 minutes in the parking deck Making fun of @KelsMads76 and her Rangers Catch everything "Clutch and Wiggle Experience feat. K-Love" over at http://clutchwiggleexp.wix.com/home Hear us LIVE each non-hockey Thursday at 7pm EST on CWERadio.com !

The first lady, Michele Obama and Patrick Ewing

K-love and her titular difficulties

K-love's roomate and a tampon banging

The timing of poop texts

Ladies and gents, the DISSOLVING condom

Fred from Too Heavy To Skydive talking Manti T'eo, Lance Armstrong, Stand Musial and podcasting

Download The Clutch and Wiggle Experience Ep 137 - The Legend Of Zelda's Box

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If lesbians don't call the wet spot scissor sauce, I don't know why they even bother.

"Walnut Asshole"

What's more gross/rank
-snot -cum -farts -spit

Pie Sampling

The unattractive tattoo's and piercings/squirting

What's the oddest/grossest request in your line of works (hint .. buttering up one's ass crack)

Double Divas

Wedgie man!

Half Naked Men

Fake poop could be used to treat real disease

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The Clutch and Wiggle Experience, feat. K-Love and BCBChaps - tasty like Cheerios, just like Carmelo Anthony's wife !!

It's a tit off between Chaps and .. THE RETURN OF K-LOVE !!

Pills that make you shit gold and silver / room mate shits pants "not on my carpet"

Playdoh Taint

Rob's infatuation with "reality" shows like duck dynasty

Pump and Dump with a side of lung chunkies

Sir Wiggle ode de K-Love: Sir Wiggle Piece Theater: Dat Ass

More Teachers having sex with students

Internet LOVES side boob

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... Worst part of masterbating is having to make your own sandwich With cum knuckles! Now onto this week's review -

Christmas wrap up and the massive idiots who return gifts (outside of someone getting the wrong size)

Best things we can remember from 2012

Internet LOVES side boob

Follow up to Ocotomom porn awards

Ask CWE (via http://formspring.me/cweradio)

Big Boobs = Smarter

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

Two teenage girls were arrested after spiking the milkshakes of one of the girls parents, so they could use the internet. #SacBee

Nintendo 3DS Porn

Anderson Cooper Dodges Kathy Griffin's Attempted Blowjob

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With the world ending Friday, Craig and Rob (hopefully K-Love) would LOVE if we're the last internet radio show you EVER listen too. So here we go on what might be the REAL last Clutch and Wiggle Experience ..

* The world is imploding and Rob has a rant, ready to go

* Craig's Christmas Wishes

* Hemorrhoidal Suppositories

* Moist feedback

* Lindsay Lohan

* Newton, CT

* MMA Broken Penis

* Worker's Comp for sex injury

Catch The Clutch and Wiggle Experience LIVE every Thursday at 7pm EST on The Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment Radio network.

Today I found out that Midgets don't like being called Midgets; and they really hate being called People McNuggets.

Here's what we have on tap for this week's show:

Envy "temptress"

Clutch's Fear of Heights and Christmas decorations

Hate Moist?

'Fat Girls' Restaurant Bill

Mike Tyson, Robin Givens and Brad Pitt

French men not producing as much sperm

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While we are missing a set of boobs this week, we have Chaps sitting in. The great fun occurred when we talked about the following topics:

WHO THE FUCK IS NEAR TOWN AND COUNTRY FLORIDA?

Fresh balls / Fresh breasts for the holidays?

Guide To Farting in the middle of recieving oral sex

Why you can't refer to Asians as orientals

Sex With Demons Causes Homosexuality

Excuse me officer, "Eat my pussy"

Octomom and AVN porn awards

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our four favorite boobs with time on their hands are all off their triptofan high (or low) and get back on the road to entertainment.. here's what ya get this week

Shoutouts to Indio Radio,John and Drew Show, @loudimas, Chaps, Mitch In Thom West, Kendra and Sarah.

Thanksgiving wrap up from Jersey and India

Side Pussy

Ugly Shirts and bar stories

Vibrating app's for women

"Safe words", cowbells and Oklahoma

Price is Right model and "miscarriage" is for bad babies

What's "sexy" with poptart (@popup82 from www.waytoohip.com)

War on Men

There really isn't an introduction to this one .. it's simply one of the better show's we've done - why? We barely went off of show prep .. we talked about

Kegel exercises

Squeeting / Douche canoe

Pooping at Work Etiquette

Man Honors Wife's Dying Request With Vaginal Tombstone Etching

Music from House of Essex (@HouseofEssex1) - too the bone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bj7XXpgfXY

What's the worst thing that woke you up from a sound sleep?

Craig using ALOT of Google Translate for English to Polish - for our Polish listeners, dziękuję !!

After taking a week off due to power loss at the basement studio, Rob, K-Love and weather pending, Craig will be back for another LIVE episode of The Clutch and Wiggle Experience. Here's what we have on the agenda so far:

- Hurricane Sandy wrap-up
- The Six Clutch and Wiggle Commandments
- Laser Queefs
- Cocksock and Socsac
- Duct Taped butt holes
- Interview with phone sex operator and Clutch and Wiggle fan Chaps, from Bay City Blues

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas .. like internet radio broadcasters

Here's what we got planned on this week's show

* Fu*k, Marry, Kill - Halloween edition (Jaime Lee Curtis, Elvira, and Lucy from the peanuts)
* 10 sexy Halloween costumes
* Fantasy Slut League
* Abduction for Paid Time Off
* Brothels, Naked Therapist and Lingerie Arson

What are the bumps around a girls nipples called? Braille for "suck me"

We'll keep it nice and simple stupid - here's what we hope to talk about this week on Clutch and Wiggle:

* What would it take for you to return to a job you've resigned from / been laid off from

* Plungers and hall passes

* Phone tap w/ Sir Wiggle and K Love

* "I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis"

* Stolen maple syrup

* Maxi-pad Rant

Huge thank you to a new listener, @BCBChaps and the PodGods Network for bringing us on-board, we hope to stabilize your basement studio with the best podcasting can broadcast.

Tits on a stick batman !! We're going strong and busting open Breast Cancer Awareness Month with a bang - or at least a nip slip.

Join us this week as we chit chat about:

* Esteban's "Magic Coffee"
* CWEUnion work .. one hour jobs that take 8
* Kay Love's "office antics"
* Lotto winners - and how they're all losers
*Under 17 years of age, wanna go in a hot tub? NJ says no, it's illegal
* Six year old beats up gym teacher
* Naked vodka
* Dungeons and Dragons bachelor party ad on Craigslist
* Don't mess with obese, female Wisconsin anchors

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? - Put a nipple on it.

What's this? TWO weeks in a row? Must be getting cold out. Rob and Craig, along with the most unprofessional, professional 3rd mic in the business, Kay Love attempt to entertain you AGAIN this week, with the 124th installment of what we like to call, internet radio. Here's what's on the pick list for this week, let's find out if we get to it all, shall we?

* Semper Fi, my shit's gonna make me die
* Tony Danza and TuPac were pen pals?
* Middle school teachers and their helping shenanigans - vandalize a home with chicken and tampons
* Kate Middleton and her new found "exposure"
* What the hell has happened to Halloween?
* Monica Lewinsky's Salad Tossing The President
* A Harvard-educated biologist goes batshit crazy
* Lindsay Lohan
* Cereals too sweet to last - a nostalgic look at our breakfast as youths

We COULD have labeled this show as testicles, 123 - but we didn't want to be hacky.

Here's what we have in store for this show - with the clean-coochie's K-Love and your other two favorite boobs ..

Ms. Love has a bit of a cold, nose tampons anyone? What about issues with being tan-o-rexic? She also has a problem with farting at the tanning salon

Craig has anal vapors after having the super Sonic burrito

We discuss the sugary drink "fiasco" popping up in NY along with a couple of young kid stories that involve some STUPID reasons for having them get in "trouble"

.. we'll end with topics like being arrested 4 times in 26 hours, 18 months for a nude car chase, masturbating with pistols, meat-free McDonalds and Farting on cops!

The Clutch and Wiggle Experience has been brought to you by American fast food chains across .. well, America

We get into liquid show prep talk, fur gaskets, starfish bleeching and "homer mouth" vagina

"Girls Poop Rainbows"

Wang-flavored seaweed

Office Hi-jinx - more shitter play with Asian persuasion comedy on mobile phones .. and laughing under his breath ..and it sounds like he's cumming quietly

Obese woman loses weight through marathon sex

NJ Party Bus Accident

The stupidity of India Hitler Store

Prince Harry and Vegas

Gay couple sues airline after 'baggage handlers took dildo out

We're back after a week off and we introduce a new character to our rather unique show .. here's a quick wrap up of what we talked

Craig vs Sonic and the Sleep Study

Dr. Tits Mc Booty Fiddle joins us as third mic

Jackmeoff Mudd

Butthole tattoo's

Toddler fight club

The "Suck my dick" job counter proposal

The Double Dare "Face Off"

Pussy Riot

Here's what you should expect this week on an all new LIVE Clutch and Wiggle Radio

* George Hamilton's cancer has skin..
* Meat recalls
* Dollywood's "Marraige is so Gay" shirt
* Bert and Ernie Bump'n Uglies on Sesame St.
* Comcast and lack of Cable Porn Profits
* Asian cockpit bj's
* Mass. men and their shaving in the nude on beach problems
* Why isn't anyone buying Marilyn Monroe's sex tapes?
* More teachers having sex with students in motels
* Why is Real Madrid signing a 7 year old to play soccer?
* and of course.. our third segment, the WTF Punching Bag round, sponsored by http://www.wtfnews.org

.. and a BIG announcement

Well .. February is over.. so what does Clutch and Wiggle do to start off the Ides of March?Here ya go:

* Clutch vs Window Companies
* Charlie Sheen and his spaceship to somewhere
* Can being pregnant interfere with your dating life?
* Handicapped Shitters?
* Wrestlers + Movies = Clutch and Wiggle topical discussions
* Sexist Statues

... and these Punching Bag Round stories

Robber sues over pants arrest
http://goo.gl/fb/M8s7j

Man jailed again for killing dog in drunken rage
http://goo.gl/fb/maIB5

Voodoo sex ceremony spawns fatal fire, officials say
http://goo.gl/KpBKI

Stunt Donkey has Heart Attack
http://goo.gl/fb/tewEZ

Condom Robbery in Malaysia
http://goo.gl/fb/nq477

Two-legged Pig learns to walk
http://goo.gl/fb/DWb0e

episode 87 .. is it, in you? #CWEMilitia