CWERadio

Damn. If you missed last week’s show then you missed a good one. Hosts Clutch and Wiggle ordered some CWE dueling pistols from cafepress and one of them was about to start their search for a new co-host (ok, CWE dueling pistols aren’t really available but seriously, buy some CWE swag). For those of you who listened to the show or more importantly, stayed for the third segment, we dropped a real bomb (no, we didn’t have a mic in the bathroom). It was all a sham. And The Clutch and Wiggle Experience lives on. But what’s next? Tune in tonight to hear a ground shaking announcement that just might fuck up your summer. Also tune in for these titillating topics.
*Lost is over and I’m still lost (maybe they should have named the show Pointless)
*The Super Bowl in New York! Oh wait it’s New Jersey…Never mind
*Is Lindsay Lohan the new Paris Hilton or is she even dumberer?
*Chemical weapons expert fights farting in bed (for when the enchilada strikes back)
Tune in at 8pm EST by going to www.cweradio.com and click on the “Listen Live” button. Can you handle it? Can you?

Wow was this one hell of a show - talk about anger !!

* May is National Cheeseburger month ... WTF ?
* We've hit the century mark for our Podomatic site... over 100
* Week in Review - Facebook humor fiasco
* Rhode Island School district rehires all 88 fired teachers
* Ask CWE segment
- Name something about you sexually, that you never wanted anyone else to know

* Jesus Christ...phone home
Watching History channel this weekend show called "Ancient Aliens" talking about aliens having come to this planet tons of times. [Discussion] Are alients real? Is this info all wives tales, etc
- Crop Circles
- Jesus was an alien considering it was a magic birth situation
- Aztec calender 3000 BC to December 2012
- Pyramids are the 3 points on Orion's belt
- 13 crstal skulls, that when brought together can provide information. Microsoft stated that it is possible to hold info

* Time travel
* Betty White, at 80-something years old, hosted SNL the other weekened ... this was done by a facebook group "petition".
- A show, having been in decline for YEARS and the same with not being funny, listening to fans via a non-network medium speaks volume about the producers and writers of the show
* Arizona bans ethnic studies in public schools
-How is a kid supposed to learn about the history of his country, make his own idea's and THINK ... does AZ want their children to be droids?
* A tweet from @SarahsJokes - Is "under"wear called "clothing" when a pole dancer wears it?

* Former TV Chef Accused of Trying to Solicit Homeless People to Commit a Murder
* Die like elvis, chronic shitties
* Sniper sets world distance record
* 5 year old hitting fastballs at 80+ mph
* NYPD cops show badges and wield guns to steal $1 million worth of perfume
* Anti-gay rights activist resigns after trip with male escort

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Once again we welcome in a new month. Just one step closer to a Summer filled with topless beaches and camel-toed peaches. Warm weather rocks!

Holy Shit, two shows in a row. If we were in Mexico we would be “en fuego!” We’d also be wearing sombreros, watching bull fights, and giving mustache rides to senioritas. It’s a muff job…I mean a rough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Tonight’s show is sure to be something special (someone call that crazy lady that drives the short bus, we may need a ride after this one). We have a wide variety of topics that are sure to tickle your taint (if you’re sitting on your speakers). Tune in for topics like…

* Inappropriate usage of computers
* Moother’s Day (Clutch, that’s how you texted it to me. Wow you suck)
* What the “el fuck” is Cinco De Mayo?
* Maryland Funeral Home has more stacked bodies than a Chuck Norris movie
* Somebody Hamburglar’d my Happy Meal toy
* Texas cops have too much weed

Join us at 8pm EST by going to www.cweradio.com and click on the “Listen Live” button.

Oh, and Clutch is upset that LT is a better rapist than him. I guess we all can’t be perfect.

We welcome you back this week for another 2+ hours of hilarity on The Clutch and Wiggle Expereince - also known as CWERadio .. Here's another fine introduction for this weeks show from our show thread on losetheradio.net, Mr. Craig Wiggle

Well dammit to Hell! Before our last show, Rob asked me to post my first listening thread. I guess I’d always assumed that in his unemployed gloryhe never minded doing it himself every week. I mean how many episodes of Judge Judy can a person watch in one day? Anyway, I reluctantly accepted his request and began formulating a plan to insure he’d never ask me to do it again. I thought fucking it up was a surefire bet. Highlighting his employment status (or lack thereof) and making inappropriate references to my junk would solidify this. Or so I thought. Boy, was I wrong. Instead I was told I did a great job. And my response was similar to that of a kid with Tourettes on a pixie stick binge. I fucked up…fucking up, but the show must go on. So here we go…again.

Yes, I know, there was no show last week. And it was entirely my fault. I had a personal matter to tend to and it just didn’t jive with the time of the show. But not to worry, I met with my doctor and as it turns out, Blue Balls is not contagious nor is it lethal. And much to my amusement the treatment is quite pleasant. I may have to continue self-medicating despite my doctor’s warning that excessive treatments can cause carpal tunnel.

So back to the show. This week we have another two hours of awesomeness lined up for you. Some of it may include…

* Interview/not interview
* During sex, would yo let your partner massage your prostate at the moment of "impact"
* Tito Ortiz + beating women = douchebag
* Is Jenna still hot?
* Stephen Hawking tells E.T. to fuck off
* Kids toys are making my pants feel smaller
..and much MUCH more

To hear about these topics and more join us tonight by going to www.cweradio.com and click the “Listen Live button. And remember, alcohol makes it funnier.

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clutchwiggle@cweradio.com

Welcome back CWE fans. Today we experience not one, but two CWE firsts. The most obvious one is that this week the taller half of the Clutch and Wiggle Experience (not to be confused with the talented half) was too lazy to set up this week’s thread. It’s ok, I know unemployment can really be a drag on your schedule. Just sit back, take another nap or eye-hump the ladies in the K-mart catalog while us worker bees pick up the slack. Don’t worry about us, we can shoulder the weight. The other big news is that this week is the first time that our weekly listening thread comes straight to you from the shitter. That’s right, I’m in the “office” right now and I’m not talking about the one with Steve Carell. So while the typing is echoing off the walls and my laptop battery is heating up my junk (and possibly making me sterile) let’s get things started. Here goes nothing.

We’ve got a great list of topics lined up for this week’s show (I actually participated in the show prep). Some teasers include:

*Is she still hot?
*Bitchy offended crybabies (do I detect a Wiggle rant?)
*To Playboy or not to Playboy, there should be no question
*No jerky for bonehead Big Ben

More topics to unfold as the show progresses. And if you’ve got a set of balls (or a taco, we love tacos) give us a call at 201-467-5413 to comment, discuss your own topic, or just fart into the phone.

Join us tonight by going to www.cweradio.com and click on the “Listen Live” button. After that, our lawyers informed us that we can’t be held liable for any discomfort to your ears, eyes, or bowels that may be caused by the show. The radio show shitstorm begins at 8pm EST. Smell ya there!

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clutchwiggle@cweradio.com

Hello ladies and gents .. What's on the docket for this week's Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment? Well ... let's see

* We're finally international - CWE podcasts were downloaded in Canada this past week
* Spring Break talk
* Sports Talk
* Racist polock talk
* Ask CWE ...
* Dating Mistakes
* Chat Roulette
* Gay Pride
* Tattoo's Gone Wrong

... and a hell of alot more ..

Tune into CWE Radio tonight at 8pm EST through www.cweradio.com and click on the "Listen Live" button ... I hope you enjoy it - we always do !!

Yup, that's right, the lovable duo get's to broadcast LIVE on April fools day - kind of ironic, don't cha think?

8pm EST
www.cweradio.com and click on "Listen Live" for the audio/video/chat or on www.BPSRadio.com if you are anti social and only want to hear us .. why don't you wanna chat with us? Why don't you wanna see us? We're not pretty enough for you or something?

Just a few topics of discussion this week will be...

* More Tiger Woods sh!t
* Week in review (hockey game, Cuntree Music, Man pissing on wall, what time is it?)
* Shitty bodily functions and feelings after White Castle
* Demi Moore tweets your help
* Top 10 childrens characters and what their drug of choice is
* Ask CWE - does a man sit on his balls?
* Lesbian Speed Dating
* Setting "heavy" goals for yourself
* How to stalk an Ex .. online..

... and much much more - see kids, this is what happens when you have a week off lol ... more gooder show prep

www.cweradio.com

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CWE is like the R&F of podcasting. They bring up cool and obscure shit but they're always in the shadow.

* Week in review

* Clutch is still unemployed

* Wiggle gets flooded

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* Spring is finally peaking through .. Two Boobs of the Month Club thread

* Cablevision canned ABC-7 for about 12 hours or so, missed the first portion of the Oscars .. free on-demand movies, and it didn't work

* Movie trailers ... Why the FUCK are they making another Friday the 13th, A-Team and Karate Kid(with a lil black kid and jackie chan)

* Texas Rangers manager gets busted for cocanine use .. should he be fired? There's no talk of suspentions, just surprise testing in the future

* Baby Hitler
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/17/2010-03-17_artist_nina_maria_kleivan_dresses_daughter_up_as_baby_hitler_as_part_of_evil_doe.html

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* Are you black? Do you like WalMart ... if yes, think again lol
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Black-people-must-leave-NJ-apf-1749619349.html?x=0

* Is chivalry still active in this day and age?

* Cheating / No Cheating - Craig will throw out topics, deciede if it's one or the other

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clutchwiggle@cweradio.com

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CWE is like the R&F of podcasting. They bring up cool and obscure shit but they're always in the shadow.

* Week in review

* Clutch is still unemployed

* "special peanut tits"

* Because of a tweet fest between HippoJuice and CWE ... We want to be on HippoJuiceFilms "Live Show friends list" ...
we'll be on the list .. cause we're a mastabatory-like reference and that gets the chicks off lol

* Corey Haim dead (there might be links on TMZ by Thursday)
.. why are people saying things like "oh this is sad" ... Hollywood people dieing young, "by accident" ... WTF people...

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* Discussion: Ok, so if someone offered to give you a down payment on a house of your choosing would you be on it?

* Botched butt implants
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588370,00.html?test=latestnews

* So you want to shave your privates while driving huh?
http://hiphopwired.com/2010/03/08/woman-arrested-for-crashing-car-while-shaving-private-parts/

* http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4976276
Rothlesburger ... assault... blah blah blah .. another sports star thinking they can get their mixer get caught in the coochie jar

* Why is Lindsy Lohan upset at an e-trade baby commercial?

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* 11 year old boy wins essay contest & gets to blow up Texas Stadium. Jealous?
http://bit.ly/cmkXh7

* ESPN suspends Pardon the Interruption host because he makes fun of Hannah Storm's clothes
http://www.freep.com/article/20100224/SPORTS18/2240342/1066/Sports18/No-pardon-ESPN-suspends-Tony-Kornheiser

* Stop... or my breast will shoot
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588369,00.html?test=latestnews

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clutchwiggle@cweradio.com
www.losetheradio.com
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CWE is like the R&F of podcasting. They bring up cool and obscure shit but they're always in the shadow.

* Dedication to my mom
* Week in review - tease big CWE news
* Clutch is still unemployed
* Too fat to give birth?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,586606,00.html?test=latestnews
* Earthquakes, tremors, tsunami's and everything else the world is telling us it's happy about us doing to it (China/Chile)
* Long Island residents want to pettition to banish the word "Retard"
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/petition-to-banish-the-r-word-gains-support-1.1791649

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* Tiger Woods fiasco ... 300 media members to listen to a statement - have we as a society gone to far to become vouyerstic?
- with such an important statement . why does it need to be a script? Why can't it be "from the heart" ..
- Blame him, not Elin ... she never abused him (ie- swinging a club at him I'd assume)
- he actually blames himself and being selfish.. normal rules were "below me" type statements .. "entitlement"
* Kill / Marry / Fuck
Holly Madison ... Kendra Wilson ... Bridget Marquet
* Man pissed at IRS flys plane into building
* Whale drowns human ... at Sea World - Who woulda thunk it ???!?!
... but who has it worse - IRS Man or Shamu snack woman?
* You Know What I Don't Understand? Clutch rants on people

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www.CWERadio.com introduction - If you are a band who wants your stuff plugged - contact us

* Creative Bottle designs
http://oddee.com/item_96961.aspx

* http://sumpoosiecatinabottle.com/

* Lady GaGa Condoms
http://www.celebuzz.com/lady-gaga-condoms-junk-just-s175471/

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Call: 201-467-5413
E-mail: clutchwiggle@cweradio.com

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CWE is like the R&F of podcasting. They bring up cool and obscure shit but they're always in the shadow.

If Wiggle has time to listen to "new show" possibilities, then why can't the higher ups at LTR do it?

* Week in review

* Clutch is still unemployed
- Watching Season 1 of Lost all week, parallel with Season 6 ... I truly am "Lost"

* Winter Olympics .. hey, how about trying out for the luge
Already, there has been postponements in a couple skiing events because of weather .. someone died before the games started...
-Luge
-Downhill
-Figure Skating
-Snowboarding
-Hockey
* Too fat to fly? Ask Kevin Smith
* Ever wonder why you smell scents around you that normally are not there ... I was sitting in my living room chit chatting and I smelt orange out of no where and the scent of christmas tree...
* Heinz 57 ... what would/could you do with Ketsup Part 1

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* For Black History Month .. Wiggle Piece Theater - 2Pac: I get Around

* The "Thuggie" - what other items can be taylored for the african american community.
http://www.uniquedaily.com/the-thuggie/
* Did HS mold you for who you are now? Did anything after high school do it?
* Jerk off Cereal
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/do-kelloggs-corn-flakes-help-control-masturbation/
* Heinz 57 ... what would/could you do with Ketsup Part 2

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* Heinz 57 ... what would/could you do with Ketsup Part 3
* Outcome of the Worst Food - PB n M .. or Ketsup and Pickles sandwitch
* What's the most traumatic thing you've had to deal with? (credit CIM)

Come check us out LIVE every Thursday at 8pm EST over at:
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... we're not only an internet radio show - we're an experience !!

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* Week in review
* Clutch is still unemployed
* Superb Owl post game comments
Over used phrases during the Superb Owl
SuperBowl commercials - best? worst?
- Tim Tebow anti-abortion
- Doritos
- No pepsi ads
- Simpsons commercial sucked
- Bud Lite house
The Who halftime show? Why?
* The Week of snow storms that fucked the east coast .. 30 inches in DC/Southern Jersey one day, close to a foot for north jersey a few days later
* Fun fact seen on Twitter - This week in history - Feb 8, 1924 was the 1st coast-to-coast radio broadcast. It was heard by 50 million people.

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* Plugging our new pals over at www.EdgeFM.net
* Since Valentines day is coming - how about we talk about Sexting ..
What is sexting? Sexting (a portmanteau of sex and texting) is the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones.
10 Reasons Sexting Is Better Than The Real Thing
* James Lipton doesn't want you to sext..stop-sending-incriminating-texts
* Fuck/Marry/Kill
The Kardashians - Khloe / Kim / Kourtney
* How long should it grow before a chick needs to shave her pubes. Grooming preferences

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* Disgusting foods you have eatn .. Last Saturday I took the challenge from BUI and made a penut butter and mayo sandwitch
* What to do when your boss starts to masturbate at work
* 13 y/o being reruited for USC
* Rapper Lil Wayne records 9 music videos in 1 weekend
* NJ Transit bus passenger is injured after he slips on snow, slides under bus in Atlantic City
* MTV drops "music television" from it's insignia ..
* What have we learned this week?

Come check out The Clutch and Wiggle Experience every Thurdsday at 8pm EST at:
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Here's the breakdown of this week's Clutch and Wiggle Experience from the Air Hockey table from the fuck'n basement ..

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* Week in review

* Clutch is still unemployed

* Groundhog Day
-does it really matter? (we may have talked about this last year)
-PETA wants them to use a robot in place of the groundhog. They think it's inhumane. Does anyone really care about what PETA thinks?

* My co-worker pointed out to me the other day that in Iran, the husband's family pays for the whole wedding. The bride's family only has to purchase gifts for the groom's family. She asked me what gift I would like if this situation was put before me. I thought we could spin that into a topic. I know what gift I'd want. Think about yours.

* Super Bowl Talk - people who go to Super Bowl parties and complain that the game is on. I'm not naming names, but generally there are two x chromosomes involved. Just sayin'

* Grammy Talk ...
- List of winners
- Beyonce Paying tribute to .. Alanis Moresette?
- Lady Gaga .. WTF?
- I understand Rappers use vulgarity in their songs .. but if you're "celebrating" music, why are you censoring them ...

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Why did you put will smith in commercial ... is he black?

* Fuck/Marry/Kill: Charlies Angels (Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett-Majors, and Jaclyn Smith)

* $7000 Sex Robot?

* How much slut in your music do you prefer? Christina Aguilera

* Why do girls hate other chicks?

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* So you wanna drive a Toyota ??

* iPad by apple announced ... let's delve into this and find out what it has, that we won't use because we won't buy it. What about the iPhone for verizon (once ATT loses it's contract with Apple)

* How to suck at facebook?

* Rip Torn arrested

Check us out lve every thursday on www.livestream.com/theclutchandwiggleexperience (for chat/video/audio) and www.bpsradio.com (audio only).

Well... Wiggle is back from his assignment and it's back to the old days with CWE ... Here's the topics on the agenda tonight:

* Clutch's Unemployment Update
* Sports talk - Nets, Favre
* Dr Clutch and Wiggle Return to take your calls
* Fettishes
* Grammy talk
* iTampon
* No So News, News makes it's return
* Possibly a new bit - Fuck / Marry / Kill

.. and hopefully a hell of alot more - come check us out tonight at 8pm EST, streamed on BPSRadio.com and Video/Listener Chat through www.livestream.com/theclutchandwiggleexperience ...

Remember - it's just not a show - it's an experience